no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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