just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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