i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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