I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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