He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
