Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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