So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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