: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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