We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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