i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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