dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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