Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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