my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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