He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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