K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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