im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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