So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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