My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
