official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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