Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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