He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My pussy is not your playground.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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