I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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