I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
