Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I had to cum in my sink.
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