ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We're too hungover to prance.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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