Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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