this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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