you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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