then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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