Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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