We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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