oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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