Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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