I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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