Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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