I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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