if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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