i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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