So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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