I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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