chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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