let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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