She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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