Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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