I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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