yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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