it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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