There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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