well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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