Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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