physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You are a genius and a whore.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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