Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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