Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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