Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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