Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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