Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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