Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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