Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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