i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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